* my neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
* CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
* if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds”, you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
* Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
* parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
* my cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
* a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
* a picture is now only worth 200 words.
