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]]> http://zambitivarog.com/2011/12/doctors-strike/feed/ 0 A Cow Based Economics Lesson http://zambitivarog.com/2011/12/a-cow-based-economics-lesson/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=a-cow-based-economics-lesson http://zambitivarog.com/2011/12/a-cow-based-economics-lesson/#comments Thu, 08 Dec 2011 10:53:57 +0000 noryshor http://zambitivarog.com/?p=1403 SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you live now in a Democracy.

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]]> http://zambitivarog.com/2011/11/beware-of-the-dog/feed/ 0 The economy is so bad… http://zambitivarog.com/2011/09/the-economy-is-so-bad/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-economy-is-so-bad http://zambitivarog.com/2011/09/the-economy-is-so-bad/#comments Sat, 03 Sep 2011 10:30:38 +0000 noryshor http://zambitivarog.com/?p=1338 * my neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

* CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

* Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

* if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds”, you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

* Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

* parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

* my cousin had an exorcism but couldn’t afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!

* a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

* a picture is now only worth 200 words.

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]]> http://zambitivarog.com/2011/07/is-there-life-after-death/feed/ 1 Le petit Nicolas (2009) http://zambitivarog.com/2011/03/le-petit-nicolas-2009/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=le-petit-nicolas-2009 http://zambitivarog.com/2011/03/le-petit-nicolas-2009/#comments Thu, 31 Mar 2011 13:38:35 +0000 noryshor http://zambitivarog.com/?p=1225

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funny and cute!
thank you Iren.

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