ZAMBITI VA ROG

Banc din tinerete…

Cica mergeau doi serpisori pe carare, ganditori. La un moment dat unul din ei, mai peltic, zice:

-Vathilica! Vathilica!

-Ce-i ma?

-Nimic, nimic, latha!

Mai merg ei ce merg si din nou se aude:

-Vathilica, ma Vathilica ma!

-Ce-i ma?

-Nimic, nimic, latha!

Dupa o inca o bucata de vreme:

-Vathilica! Ma Vathilica ma!

Ce-i ma!? Da’ ce-i cu tine?!

-Ma, noi thuntem therpi veninothi?

-Nu ma! Da’ de ce?

-Ca mi-am muthcat limba thi m-am thperiat.

Pesimistul vede intr-un tunel intunericul, optimistul vede lumina de la capatul lui, realistul vede luminile trenului care vine, mecanicul de locomotiva vede trei idioti pe sine.

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Due to the current financial crisis facing the world at the moment, the light at the end of the tunnel will be switched off to save on electricity costs, until further notice.

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1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it ‘Barack Obama’.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘Barack Obama’?

6. Firmly Click ‘Yes.’

7. Repeat, using the file name ‘John McCain’.

8. Feel Better?

via: Degeabatologie

A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him:
-If anything goes wrong, say, “Buddha oh Buddha” and you will be saved.

The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said:
-Buddha oh Buddha!
and a hand came out and saved him.

-Thank God! he said and he was dropped.

read more funny stories on Buddhism here.

via: Presurfer