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Scoring Points to Make a Woman Happy

In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman Happy.

Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
- You stay by her side the entire party (0)
- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
- Named Tina (-4)
- Tina is a dancer (-1000)

COMMUNICATION
- When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
- You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.” (-8000)

ENJOY THE ‘BIG’ QUESTION
- She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter what!]
- You hesitate in responding (-10)
- You reply, “Where?” (-35)

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2 Responses to “Scoring Points to Make a Woman Happy”

1. Adrian says:
   07/05/2009 at
   

   Is there a list with what men get for these hardly earned points?

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2. noryshor says:
   07/05/2009 at
   

   unconditional love? :))

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