ZAMBITI VA ROG

La Romania

Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascunz, dregut fara broblem condrol la aerobort.

Pazdrat dolar amerigan blezdemad, bentru gonzdruid aigea bomba, dad jumadate la taxi, jumadate furat tigan din buzunar.

Indalnit frate Ahmed, batron magazin, ajudat la mine. Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, consumat egler broaspat, intoxicat cu zalmonel, noi ajuns la sbital, doctor roman durud la gur, noi luat gur fok.

Jefu, cu bomba praf antrax nu putut facut la Romania, gineva furat antrax, degi ingercat plan bomba cu bum-bum…!

Mutat abartament frate Ahmed, adus mult frumos aminde de tara mia, fara aba la robinet, geam sparte ca la Beirut, tigle gazut cap cind vind bate.

Urmarit PROTV emiziune egzplozia camion azotat, facut frica la mine. Iory! Iory! Astia romani are tupeu nu gluma! Urgent trebuie regrutat, jefu! Bomba cu azotat mare efect aveam…

Inderesat pilotat avion bentru lovit gladire la roman. Vazut delevizor, aparat zbor MIG brabusit singur in ogor la taran, pluz taran roman strigat singur gladire, adormit beat , tigara abrinsa, murit zoacra, facut chef mare la ei…

Draga Jefu, gineva furat la mine gas pasdrat bentru bus la bomba, iar azeara, gind iesit gumbarat baclava, egzblodat budelie la barter. Aicia la Romania, pericol! Zbierat, zguibat la sin, gagat be mine de frica !

Jefu, ma indorg agasa!

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2 Responses to “La Romania”

1. Lolissima says:
   02/25/2009 at
   

   Hahaha :)) E mai tare ca Vathilica :d

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2. Lolissima says:
   02/25/2009 at
   

   Dar si Vathilica imi place :)

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