A paratrooper was scared to jump. His instructor told him:
-If anything goes wrong, say, “Buddha oh Buddha” and you will be saved.

The paratrooper got so scared that he forgot to pull his rip cord. So he said:
-Buddha oh Buddha!
and a hand came out and saved him.

-Thank God! he said and he was dropped.

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via: Presurfer